There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. Robert Brault

Whats driving a bus like? Seventy of your kids in the back seat going to town. Mr. Brandon

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

“Linguistic Reform”

If we would take the English language and make a few changes I know that we could increase the success rate of our students exponentially. All we have to do is set the number of letters in a word to a consistent number. Every teacher and bus driver knows that you can take the most educationally challenged student with a speech impediment and they can with complete accuracy spell and pronounce any four letter word.

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