There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. Robert Brault

Whats driving a bus like? Seventy of your kids in the back seat going to town. Mr. Brandon

Monday, May 14, 2012

“Ancient Fighting Secrets”

The Authority informed us today that over the weekend his karate teacher had taught him two things. Frist, how to paralyze the human body with just one touch, a technique I wish he would use on his little brother who is never still. Second, if you took away his arms and legs he could still beat you with his head. Where upon he started banging his head against the back of the seat, it crossed my mind to reach over and help with the velocity of the impact.

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