"Confusion and Disappointment"

Mr. Brandon's School Bus Goes To The Big City, chapter 4. Mr. Brandon was up early for what promised to be a long day. Bypassing the seven dollar bottle of water on the table he went for the free tap water. He looked at and smelled each of the cleaning products displayed on the bathroom counter, each one smelling very flowery, I mean where's the Dial. Then he pulled back the shower curtain to a shocking site. Two yes two shower heads, it seemed quit extravagant but he gave it a shot. The confusion begin, I mean where to you point them? Just as you go to wash your hair you feel the water from one shower head then you get it mixed up with the other shower head and end up bending over even more to line up with it. Mr. Brandon finally just threw caution to the wind and enjoyed both at once. Grooming completed and smelling like a rose garden the next thing on the list was breakfast. Stepping outside of his room there was food right at the elevator on his floor. Taking a quick look Mr. Brandon decided this must be snack food for those waiting on breakfast. He wondered why do they call it a continental breakfast? Lewis and Clark would never have been able to explore the continent on such meager rations. That was it, no waffle or pancake machine. Not to be out done Mr. Brandon used his tech savvy to Google, Waffle House. What!!! no Waffle House in down town Chicago and I thought I was up town. Well Mr. Brandon is headed to the studio, he hopes they the mic does not pick up stomach growling sounds. The banana may not hold him.