The twins that are not twins gave a joint news report. #1, “Mr. Brandon did you hear the new?” “There is a donkey that has got loose and he has a leg that is cut off.” #2, “He don’t got no leg cut off.” #1, “Well he’s killing people.” #2, “How’s he killing people?” #1, “Well he asked a man for a knife, but the man didn’t give it to him because he didn’t understand donkey.” “But he is dangerous.” So heads up, if you see a donkey (possible three legged) it could be armed (if he found someone who understands donkey who would loan him a knife) stay clear and call 911. Better safe than sorry.
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