"Holiday Greetings"

For your sanity and mine let’s just jump to the last verse.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my riders gave to me:
Twelve pencils drumming
Eleven paper wads flying
Ten preschoolers leaping
Nine kids a crawling
Eight candy wrappers
Seven "My tooth is missing."
Six kindergartners crying
Five……….”He touched me”
Four giggly girls
Three stooges
Two handcuffs
And a “Mr. Brandon he just threw up.”