There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. Robert Brault

Whats driving a bus like? Seventy of your kids in the back seat going to town. Mr. Brandon

Thursday, September 3, 2015

"Southern Advantages"

The advantages of driving a bus in the rural south:

10. You don’t have to drive on snow. Schools are dismissed due to flurries.

 9.  A cotton field can make a picturesque turn around spot.

 8.  Samples of homemade jerky from your riders.

 7.  Wal-Mart on Friday night allows you to speak to any parents you need to talk to.

 6.  Wild turkeys crossing the road can give you some time for peaceful reflection.

 5.  The only argument about fashion is which camo pattern is better.

 4.  No matter how many students you have on your bus, it can all be narrowed down to one or two families.

 3.  Students that can give suggestions on how to get rid of varmints, four legged or two.

 2.  Being able to talk about hunting with a 3rd grader who shows you a picture of the buck she shot that morning, while standing on her back porch.

 1.  You can yell, “Bubba, stop that!” and half of the students on the bus will stop what they’re   doing.

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