There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. Robert Brault

Whats driving a bus like? Seventy of your kids in the back seat going to town. Mr. Brandon

Sunday, February 8, 2015

"If You Give Them A Break"

If you give a parent a break
As you're driving down the road
And give them a few extra minutes
While you're picking up your load

Then tomorrow as you circle
Once more around the block
They'll need a few more minutes
Because they can't find a sock

The next thing you know
They're just getting out of bed
And when you get to school
Can you make sure they're fed

Later that evening
As you take their child home
Make sure they get through the door
And they're not left alone

If there are no cars there
There's no one home no doubt
Could they ride the bus
To the end of the route

If it's not to much trouble
Make sure they have a snack
Could you find the book they lost
And put it in their pack

Clean up when they get sick
Don't make them walk in rain or cold
Let them off at their friend's house
Or anywhere you're told

The first day you miss their child
Because he was hiding behind the trees
They'll call transportation
As pretty as you please

That sorry old bus driver
So the story goes
Was driving 80 miles an hour
As he went down our road

He flew right past our house
Wearing an evil frown
Ran over the neighbor's dog
And never even slowed down

The moral to this story
Is quite simply this
Go off and leave them the first day
And get the call over with

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