These are phrases all new bus drivers need to familiarize themselves with before starting their new bus job.
1. Please be seated. Thank you.
2. Stop licking the windows. They've already been cleaned today.
3. Stop licking the seat. It will cause a blister on your tongue.
4. Stop licking the person next to you. People don't taste that good.
5. No, you cannot get off at the gas station and get a coke. Unless you're buying for everyone.
6. Put the handcuffs up. No I'm not sure why your parents would have them.
7. Leave the cactus up here by me. It might get damaged from the other kids.
8. No, I cannot close my eyes for you to do a magic trick. Can you make yourself disappear?
9. Stop swinging your underwear over your head and put them up. Yes, I'm glad they're clean.
10. Yes, I know his grandfather is only wearing boxer shorts with sugar baby written on them.
But wasn't it nice for him to walk his grandchild to the bus?
11. Those dogs are only wrestling. They must be good friends.
12. Yes, I know the bus is hot darling. But you need to put your shirt back on.
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